Italy

When you hear Nonna yell that dinner is finally ready

When Margaret finds out it's panzanella.  With onions.

How you feel after dinner

At the table when someone mentions Colomba

The first time you hear someone speak really fast in that thick Tuscan accent

When you see some sketchy PDA in Piazza del Campo

When you stay up way too late watching Bollywood movies

When you see a hot Italian man on the street

...and another....

...and another.

When you go in for your interview with Bonomi

When you notice someone from the MENSA is creeping on you

After your last day of class at the Dante

When someone compliments you on your Italian

When you're reading the scriptures in Italian

When Limher's jam comes on

When you wake up and forget where you are, then you realize that you're living in Italy